Post by elementalred on Feb 25, 2016 22:42:35 GMT
So this is just a random story that I generated using this site. I got some pretty hilarious results while messing with those generators.
The Curse of the Silver Banana
A Horror Story
by Arnold Lenbenger
Whilst investigating the death of a local cleaner, a lovable gardener called Lauren Randall uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, silver banana circulating throughout London.
As soon as anyone uses the banana, he or she has exactly 75 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look pickled.
A marked person feels like an old-fashioned bear to touch.
Lauren gets hold of the banana, refusing to believe the superstition.
A collage of images flash into her mind: a bendy goldfish balancing on an incredible cleaner, an old newspaper headline about an unfortunate accident,
a hooded frog ranting about eyebrows and a drinking well located in an urban place.
When Lauren notices her eyes have bear-like properties,
she realises that the curse of the silver banana is true and calls in her daughter, a author called Mavis Sparkle, to help.
Mavis examines the banana and willingly submits herself to the curse.
She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the bendy goldfish balancing on an incredible cleaner particularly chilling.
She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Lauren and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded frog.
Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
Praise for The Curse of the Silver Banana
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another silver banana for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a bendy goldfish balancing on an incredible cleaner. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded frog really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Lauren and Mavis get married."
- Zob Gloop
WTF Zob Gloop?