The Xenonion - a scifi satirical news site (also, stellaris)

I've often frequented the stellaris subreddit for any hilarious posts from the community. It wasn't until recently that I found out about the Xenonion, which, from what I've seen so far, is a news parody based on what usually happens in stellaris. It may not make much sense for some, but for those familiar enough with the game, this will probably lighten up your day.

_{^{Also, I spent the past seven minutes trying to fit the long, darn title in.}}