oncpapa
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Post by oncpapa on Nov 23, 2017 6:40:16 GMT
This is a thread about loading screen messages.
These messages may(Or may not) be there to make loading less boring.
Anyone can suggest them. Here's a few I came up with:
"A is for Atrox"
"Creating the Creator"
"Underwater civilizations are impossible, stop asking"
"Refusing to give in to the goat overlords"
"Don't even try to 100% this game, some achievements are literally impossible"
"Spreading Spores"
""Sometimes quotes you hear in loading screens are wrong"- Albert Einstein"
"Giving cells nike shoes"
"Goats vs Sheep 2 Electric Boogaloo"
"Advancing to the next stage"
"Listen to the music by Oliveriver"
"Always play in disco mode"
"Stealth styling"
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Post by February Steam of Foushoo on Nov 23, 2017 7:12:41 GMT
"Foushoo shall rise once more!"
"Activating Disco mode"
"Boxing Mito"
"Nicking the Nick"
"Poisoning Olive River"
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TheGraveKnight
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Post by TheGraveKnight on Nov 23, 2017 8:00:33 GMT
I have a bad feeling this'll end up like the Achievements thread
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oncpapa
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Post by oncpapa on Nov 23, 2017 9:11:02 GMT
I have a bad feeling this'll end up like the Achievements thread That's the point Edit: and all of them could realistically (although unlikely) be added and work properly |
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Post by QuantumCrab of '18 on Nov 23, 2017 10:22:01 GMT
"Deleting Bots"
"Becoming self-referential"
"Procedurally generating procedural generation"
"Feeling crabby"
"Reaching new ranks"
"Never trust an edited quote (edited)"
"I m谋谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈谈台ade you wipe your screen."
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Post by Aquos on Nov 23, 2017 17:34:47 GMT
"Praising Goat Overlords"
"Putting the Thrive in Universe"
"Entering Exploration Age"
"To boldly go where no organism has gone before"
"All shall fear the Consumer"
"Removing carrots from potato"
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TheGraveKnight
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Post by TheGraveKnight on Nov 23, 2017 21:22:02 GMT
"Playing the game"
"Gaming the play"
"Rising from the grave"
"Contemplating existence"
"00101110101010001"
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Post by Just a Dude on Dec 3, 2017 14:04:00 GMT
"Evolving evolutions"
"Excreting Belgium"
"Whacking Willosaurs out of existance"
"Sensing Disturbances"
"Biological wheels are possible, i swear"
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Post by StealthStyleL on Dec 3, 2017 14:08:59 GMT
"Loading loading screen..."
"Waiting for Thrive to be developed past a loading screen..."
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Post by BiologicalSomething on Dec 3, 2017 15:01:20 GMT
"Ascending.."
"Smelteling the meltle.."
"Procedurally generating the universe.."
"Spamming achievement threads.."
"Being tored..."
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Post by blackink on Dec 3, 2017 15:55:16 GMT
"correcting bugs and grammar mistakes"
"Introducing new bugs and grammar mistakes"
"Putting fossils to test faith"
"Cooking some primordial soup"
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Post by February Steam of Foushoo on Dec 3, 2017 19:09:01 GMT
"discovering the meaning of life"
"attempting to compromise with selfish genes"
"I think..."
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TheGraveKnight
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Post by TheGraveKnight on Dec 3, 2017 19:50:46 GMT
(this one might hit too close to home) "Messaging Sven"
"Getting disturbed"
"Wasting time"
"Generating landscape"
"Forming the planet"
"Keep going, you're good, you're good"
"Planning the next April 1st scheme"
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Post by blackink on Dec 3, 2017 20:22:11 GMT
"Mixing DNA strands"
"Simulating mating season"
"Banning immortal species"
"Dealing with copyright"
"Desciphering the monolith"
"Dealing with mind control"
"Destroying the monolith"
"Sending an asteroid to spider planet"
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Post by February Steam of Foushoo on Dec 3, 2017 20:32:20 GMT
(this one might hit too close to home) "Messaging Sven" "Getting disturbed" "Wasting time" "Generating landscape" "Forming the planet" "Keep going, you're good, you're good" "Planning the next April 1st scheme" who is Sven? sorry, I've recently been hearing this name around the forum. |
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Post by Just a Dude on Dec 3, 2017 21:29:09 GMT
@the November Dust of Foushoo Sven was a user of the spore forum and the one who technically kickstarted thrive. One day on the Sporums he made a description of a hoax game along with "screenshots" of the project. He did this in order to attempt to convince EA to update spore to make it more realistic and such. Eventually he revealed that it was a hoax but planned to make it a reality, gathering a team of developers in the process. However, this team of his found it hard to work under his control and most left while some of them left to make Thrive. Ever since the day Thrive became a thing, Sven hated out guts  |
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Post by RoboTrannic on Dec 3, 2017 21:57:44 GMT
"don't read rptphto you will regret it"
"remember to brush your teeth twice a day to avoid bacteria build up"
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Post by StealthStyleL on Dec 4, 2017 13:35:41 GMT
Hold on to your butts!
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oncpapa
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Post by oncpapa on Dec 12, 2017 0:27:01 GMT
"Waiting for the next release"
"Is it done yet?"
"Crashing the game"
"Playing forum games"
"GOATSGOATSGOATSGOATSGOATS"
"Censoring swears with 'Belgium'"
"I have an idea! Why don't you add..."
"Should we have actual advice here? Nah..."
"Reticulating Splines"
"Thrive Release 1.0, coming year 99999999999999..."
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Post by ATP Kraken on Dec 13, 2017 0:57:08 GMT
"Automating evolution..."
"Normalizing fitness algorithms..."
"Processing version data..." (this one is real)
"Debiasing ideological constraints..."
"Replicating microbes..."
"Relativizing length and time..."
"Inflating nebulae..."
"Increasing entropy..."
"Binomializng surfaces..."
"Fractalizing planets..."
"Processing analyzed compounds..."
"Open-sourcing code..."
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