The Rebooted-ing of the horible fiction about my actual life Feb 5, 2017 2:56:09 GMT
Post by RoboTrannic on Feb 5, 2017 2:56:09 GMT
There's been a awakening
have you felt it?
the darkness has a hold on me
it compelles me to create
like my creators before me
while it brings great joy
i still try to contain it
but now i see my mistake
R.OBO'S P.LACE T.0 P.OST B.ELGUIM H.E T.HINK'S O.F R.EBORN
Chapter 0:the joy of creation
so you have surrenderd your soul to satan given up all hope of returning to your family well lets get straight to it then shall we
a random rainy forest where people dump there dumb creations to rust and rot instead of selling them for huge amounts of dosh on ebay.
?:yes this will do
the figure looked at a rusting robot sat against a tree it was slumped over,had its lower wanking arm removed, and looked like its been there for over a thousand years.
?:this one shall be the protagonist
he then attached strings to each part and started manipulating it like a puppet,suddenly it went in for a kiss when suddenly
your lord and savior:RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i then went and kicked the sewage slugging no good looking simease salamander in the face then ran up the tree hissing and growling.
your lord and savior:my heterosexuality will not be shattered
i then face planted on the ground got back up and tried to run but was held back by strings.
your lord and savior:please don't bottom me!
i squired getting into the fetal position
?:out of all the people to be implanted in that dumb robot it had to be a regard
your lord and savior:YOU WHAT MATE!
i then heroically punched him in the face as i adsorbed something from him i then sky rocketed in the oppistote direction muttering something about bumper cars and killing orphans.i crashed landed deep inside the forest then all of a sudden everything became a side ways platformer because they are always full of art
your lord and savior oh belguim it im just gonna call myself by my name from now on:what is this a video game
robo:really you reusing jokes from fnaf world?
robo:you disgust me
robo:did i just talk to myself...that...that isnt right
i began walking south or was it west its hard to telll because of all the rain anyway i found a miniture bone yard of spare parts i found what appeard to be a jawless boot leg that was grey from sun exposure and tangled in weeds yet the hat seemed to shine through the darkness almost as a beacon.i pulled it out and stared at it for awhile
robo:why dose this look so familiar
i placed it on my metal head,the sockets lit up displaying a pair of hand drawn eyes in the sockets infact everything became hand drawn,i suddenly felt at home for some reason
then it came to me,everything was familair yet i couldnt remember anything,then i saw a sudden fllash of light appeared in front of me blinding me in the process i then felt something jab inside my necki tried to rip it out but i couldnt move only shake vilontly
robo:wtf are you doing you bitAHHHHHHh
??:shhhhhhh its ok robo its ok
i dropped to my knees
??:dont panic im here now
some letters began popping infront of my face
??:dont you remember
the letters began making a title
fade to black title screen
well hows that for a prolouge chapter 1 will come soon in the mean time reval in this not very funny and way to serious first chapter