TheGraveKnight
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Post by TheGraveKnight on Sept 14, 2017 6:43:43 GMT
Honestly, this is more of joke thread for entertainment than anything serious. I highly doubt the game will even have achievments, but it's still fun to think them up anyways; and there's always a slight chance. Speaking of which: The Tides Of Fate Favour You: At zero ATP, drift into what you need to produce more. The Tides Of Fate Bode Ill: At zero ATP, drift straight into a predator. The Gods Sigh: Evolve a creature incapable of survival. Now What?: Reach sapiance underwater. No No No No No!: Attempt to create an underwater civ. You fool, what have you done!?! |
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Post by blackink on Sept 14, 2017 6:55:06 GMT
It's the same, but different: Evolve a creature but make only cosmetics changes in the editor.
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Notsae
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Post by Notsae on Sept 14, 2017 7:27:59 GMT
I gotta say; I love it that literally half of the acievments postulated in the viable acievments thread on the dev-blog are mine!
On an unrelated note:
Death's Champion: Kill every single organism in the entire galaxy.
Gut Punch: Create an Ascension gate... only for it to explode and wipe out your race.
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RoboTrannic
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Post by RoboTrannic on Sept 14, 2017 19:48:02 GMT
descended:return to a older save
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hirohito
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Who were you expecting? Mussolini?
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Post by hirohito on Sept 14, 2017 19:51:26 GMT
No one is innocent anymore: Possess the means to destroy your civiization
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Post by BiologicalSomething on Sept 14, 2017 20:09:42 GMT
Somewhat Unexpected- Invent gunpowder-based weaponry, but have it go horribly wrong.
A distaste for reoccurrence- Evolve a behavioural state that disallows routines.
It's alive!- Discover a way to resurrect dead creatures.
Outrageous!- Have your species undergo a fashion trend based upon ostentatious socks and the matching décor.
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RoboTrannic
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Post by RoboTrannic on Sept 14, 2017 20:20:53 GMT
nec-romancer:clone a ancient species
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hirohito
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Who were you expecting? Mussolini?
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Post by hirohito on Sept 14, 2017 20:28:18 GMT
This thread: Have your species make an obnoxious ironic list of several layer deep jokes about achievements
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Post by BiologicalSomething on Sept 14, 2017 20:40:21 GMT
This thread: Have your species make an obnoxious ironic list of several layer deep jokes about achievements Alternate version being "RoboTrannic", and we can both make an educated guess on the content of that. |
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Notsae
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Post by Notsae on Sept 14, 2017 22:06:42 GMT
Dominus Et Fortuna: Become the wealthiest species in the galaxy.
Fortune Favours The Bold: Deploy a potentially suicidal tactic and succeed.
The Welcoming Arms Of The Abyss: Lose an entire fleet in the void of space, far from the light of any stars.
That Very Devil Of The Stars: Create a class of mercantile space-faring mercenaries.
Death Before Dishonor: Keep fighting even when defeat is enevitable/die fighting.
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RoboTrannic
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Post by RoboTrannic on Sept 15, 2017 3:47:31 GMT
a million universes all similair but different:have two saves that are exactly the same
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Notsae
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Post by Notsae on Sept 15, 2017 5:00:55 GMT
a million universes all similair but different:have two saves that are exactly the same That is Literally impossible by the very nature of the game. Missing Something Vital: Create a creature missing a vital organ necessary for survival. Eh, That Probably Wasn't Important Anyway: Lose a limb. I Believe I Can... Die: Find out too late that the wings you made can't actually support flight. |
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Post by crodnu on Sept 15, 2017 7:13:38 GMT
a million universes all similair but different:have two saves that are exactly the same That is Literally impossible by the very nature of the game. I love how the only achievement considered impossible consists of saving the game twice. |
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TheGraveKnight
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Post by TheGraveKnight on Sept 15, 2017 8:33:39 GMT
crodnu Well this has become more of a joke thread than anything so I'd just let it happen
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RoboTrannic
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Post by RoboTrannic on Sept 15, 2017 9:44:37 GMT
[/quote]joke game:get a rediclous achievement
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Post by Narotiza on Sept 15, 2017 13:42:25 GMT
yeah well it's not, but robo thought it is and proceeded to turn it into that, so thanks
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TheGraveKnight
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Post by TheGraveKnight on Sept 15, 2017 15:45:34 GMT
yeah well it's not, but robo thought it is and proceeded to turn it into that, so thanks You think that someone would put a lock on it but apparently not |
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Post by blackink on Sept 15, 2017 16:49:27 GMT
Last meal: try to eat a poisonous species and die
Is this spice?: Eat a poisonous species and survive
Size is only a hindrance: Reach sentience as a small creature (probably set a threshold for this)
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Notsae
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Post by Notsae on Sept 15, 2017 18:44:40 GMT
yeah well it's not, but robo thought it is and proceeded to turn it into that, so thanks You think that someone would put a lock on it but apparently not Why? It's not hurting anyone. And some of these could actually be put in if acievments actually become a thing. Honestly, even if this is just a "pseudo-forum game" that's no reason to shut it down; especially considering it's not in a super main section and is kinda out of the way of most things. If anything I would just recommend moving it if it's really annoying a lot of people with it being in the future game section. Do No Harm: Reach ascension without killing anything. Maximum Harm: Destroy the Galaxy after achieving ascension without killing anything. |
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Notsae
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Post by Notsae on Sept 15, 2017 18:56:12 GMT
That is Literally impossible by the very nature of the game. I love how the only achievement considered impossible consists of saving the game twice. I thought he meant having two different play throughs where two unrelated saves are exactly the same. |
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