An ode to 0.3.3

I waited for ages, and I’ve waited for nights,

I waited the days with each beaming light,

For the time of a game should be played in my future,

But when will it come? I’ve only heard rumors.



Hark! The river of olives flows with promise and joy.

That the 3.3 update will have much to deploy.

With trinkets and gadgets will give this game a lot more zing,

And with every next step, will bring us closer to “that thing”.



Ahoy! Now what is this on the forums, I see?

Why, it’s the big old update! 0.3.3!

Oh boy it is time! I clicked that download real fast!

Uh oh! I just got a virus, en mass!



Nah, jk, this download’s not corrupted,

Thrive is on top, with their hype that’s been erupted.

They’ve been at it nine years, they know what they’re doing,

They’re just getting ready with 3.4 for brewing.



Now let’s see what’s in this file, the magic awaits!

Just make sure to pray cause, this might be your fate.

Will I tell you what I’m seeing right now, so you won’t flail and fuss?

Nothing! Because I made this poem back in August!



Happy 0.3.3 update everyone!