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Post by firefish72 on Feb 5, 2017 3:00:53 GMT
to quote Michael Jordan "stop it, get some help"
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Post by RoboTrannic on Feb 5, 2017 3:06:56 GMT
but i dont want help i want to create
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Post by Lanky Giraffe on Feb 5, 2017 13:33:45 GMT
Reading this made me shattered
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Post by RoboTrannic on Feb 10, 2017 21:19:52 GMT
Chapter 1:the actual beginning230 years earlierlocation:the gyspy fair 2013
It was a late afternoon the sun was behind the hills and the fair was closing,there was wasted cotton candy that some snot nosed brat just decided wasn't good enough for him (rip cotton candy.),the air was cold and most of the shops were closed,suddenly with the sound of roaring engines (ignoring traffic law's) of a rv skidding into a park and maybe crashing into a tree and out burst from the door ME robo:"comon im not that late" time:5:40 robo:"why do i ever open up my trap" i started running wallet in hand trying to find something super cheap to sell on ebay/trade me/your preferd trading device for inflated prices but no matter where i went everything was ether Belgium too expensive or just selling weed (it wasnt even 20/4). 10 minutes later and i finished looking at all the shops empty handed....except for one,it was a rather extravagant shop with lights and neon signs all over it,the stalls were displaying a bunch of what look llike cheap magic toys,there was one of those spike things a water tank trick arrows you name it there was a something like it,but one of the items stood out from the rest
robo:"could it be...." yes it was the holy grail THE TOP HAT large sleek outstanding sexy dream forfilling,it glowed with a white stripe and best of all NOT CONNECTED TO A BEAR HEAD robo:"its perfect" i lifted it up above my head its smooth surface tingaling my hands but as i was about to place it on my head i heard some one coming,i checked my wallet to see if i could afford it but i couldnt so i was stunned with fear of a tophatless future ??:"mom i told you before i cant keep the act up for much longer people will get bored,i have already resorted to selling some of the less interesting tricks."said the mysterious figure on the phone it walked around the corner i was too distracted to tell what it looked like ??:"oh i see your interested in the hat." robo:"...." ??:"umm hello earth to man." robo:"...." ??"i get it your what early-mid 20's? you havent finsihed the stage but that gives you no right to stare." robo:"...." plunk* PHYSIC it was actually a cardboard cut out i made with one of the things i have already made a mad dash back to my house on wheels robo:"YOU'IL NEVER TAKE MY PRECIOUS FROM ME!" i jumped into the rv tried to start the engine but it wouldnt start like a horror movie paraodying a horror movie. robo:"i knew i should of sticked to local brands" the figure suddenly appeared outside the door in a flash of light with the ignition system in hand ??"you should really improve on your escape tatics"the figure said the figure was now clearly a woman (a giant 2.1 meter tall woman) she was dressed like a magicans assitant skin tight tux styled suit with a neat red bowtie and no she was not a panda,no her breats were not big they were average at best,did she have a great rear yes,am i being to descriptive probably (did i mention she has a great rear). she poofed inside and i knew it was gonna be a fight
and ill leave you with that cliff hanger
you can leave now
theres nothing more right now
fine
??:"so are you gonna pay for that"she said looking at me with the glare of a dissapointed elderly lady" robo:"but im a white male"i whimperd ??:"dont be so political" i then grabbed smoke bombs (that i have) and toosed them at the ground robo:"vanatis dongantis" i said as a cloud smoke filled the rv as the sound of running and breaking glass was the only thing you could hear robo:"hooray for ex machinas"i said too soon the woman then shot a beam of some sort at my head sending me to the ground as i felt my head morph (but it didnt matter the tophat was still intact) ??:"so....are you gonna pay?"she asked i remain splat on the ground my whole body was glitching like if i was in a video game,then i stood up my head now resembling a bear from a looney toons cartoon and said the iconic words of war robo:"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUMPER CARS!"i said as my liver jumped out of my waist liver:"gah didn't we already do this lad" robo:"silly liver this a reboot ofcourse its happening again" liver:"oh ok time to sacerfice some orphans to the lama/hat god"
and so begin the madness
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Post by Captain McDerp on Feb 11, 2017 18:20:32 GMT
Holy Belgium, I never would have thought this would ever be so relevant.
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Post by RoboTrannic on Feb 11, 2017 19:17:26 GMT
buetiful but i shall not cease
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Post by RoboTrannic on Feb 17, 2017 7:02:04 GMT
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Post by RoboTrannic on Mar 10, 2017 20:57:44 GMT
and now to break up this MONSTORIUS text heres some sfm posters i made this may or not be a sneak peak at starting photos it depends if im not lazy
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Post by Lanky Giraffe on Mar 11, 2017 11:16:04 GMT
Sooo... a badger thing running away from the PC:E Spinosaurus; Shadow Bonnie (why fnaf tho) getting eatend by PC:E Rex and godzilla is confused; then spooki scary shadow bonnie.
Cool
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Post by RoboTrannic on Mar 13, 2017 8:06:33 GMT
thank now back onto sidetracking chapter 3:meanwhile in the old fictionbonbon:"frobby my head is fine" frobby:"good for you maybe you will win a saxxy one day" bonbon:"frobby what happened to that hot panda and her annoying puppet" frobby:"who the Belgium cares,we don't have to go through his horrible Belguim again" bonbon:"as much as i would like to have a golden statue i would much rather per-sure a career in music" frobby:"you mean screwing talented people over?" bonbon:"they were infringing on my copyright" frobby:"wait where the Belgium is pirates cove,it was here just a second a go?" bonbon:"we have more important issues here like my calling for music,here listen" he shows a error sign bonbn"my entire collection was on their" frobby:"wtb is this" bonbon:"it appears to be a crack in the space time continuum
suddenly all the props in the room twisted and turn some were floating in mid air and others clipped into each other and the room wen't dark with the lights turning into error signs providing very little light frobby:"Belgium!" bonbon:"frobby what the Belgium just happened" frobby:our lord has rebooted the fan-fiction,with the previously established lore being as useful as 50+ genders everything is falling apart" bonbon:"us attack helicopters don't take that kindly" frobby:"that meme is overrated and over saturated you are limted by your x and y monochromes there can only be 3 genders" bonbon:"frobby there are only two genders" bonbon"and i am a robot we don't have chromozones" frobby:"1,in theroy if you had two y chromozones you can get a new gender and 2.i don't care" bonbon:"where did you...." frobby:"stop derailing this story you twat" frobby picks up a mangled gun and loads bullets into it,bonbon is thinking of how to derail this story bonbon:"what do you think your doing?" frobby:"im gonna talk with the one responsible"
hold on i got people at the door
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